Me when I was 12: Wow, I think my crush is really cute I hope they like me back.
Me when I was 20: Yes my crush is cute, but do they share the same political views as me?
Me now: Yeah my crush is cute, but does he eat ass? And will he spit on me when the moment is right?
Tagged: #me as hell

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

Tagged: #me as hell
thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

Tagged: #ily

catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that